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I think Lego has made an amazing decision in their franchise. When they want a full game, they just have you put a new skin over the portal and and go. It’s such a great idea and very engaging. We have way too many sets already, and my kid is 5 months old so he isn’t the one playing.

She has the wrong skin color for a harsher sentence.

I blame the parenting. Who raises a psychopath and doesn’t tell them to not keep a journal?

Ahhh, but the feeling you get when you realize you didn’t raise a psychopath is truly amazing!

I saw a headline about how Sean Spicer consumes 2.5 packs of gum a day before noon and for the eleventy-billionth time since January 2016 I found myself thinking “No, this must be The Onion, that can’t be real.” Only to follow the link to an article in which Spicer admits to chewing AND SWALLOWING something like 45…

It is amazing that Trump produced two kids that look exactly like Beavis and Butthead.

Ugh those little shits look like serial killers, especially the one with no eyebrows.

I think it’s dawning on her that she’s going to have to chill with him like this on the regular for several years running if she doesn’t DO SOMETHING really soon.

And appropriately, this was the scene outside Trump Tower last night:

Hillary Clinton represents us all today. What woman hasn’t had the experience of celebrating  the man who got the promotion/job she was infinitely more qualified for?

Obama has said he won’t retire - he’s only 55. I think Michelle (and I don’t mean this in a negative way at ALL) is eager to kind of do her own thing apart from the presidency. In her interview with Oprah, she ran down her pre-White House accomplishments and in another interview I saw, she said she was jealous that…

I don’t think he has any play clothes

He’s already on record as saying diapers and such are women’s work and he didn’t do that. He supplied the money, the mothers* supplied the parenting.

I just ugly cried when that one kid yelled “Barack Obama!” with so much joy.

CNN posted the video of the Obamas playing with the kids on the swings, and it is one of my favorite PBO videos to date. One of the kids yells, “It’s Barack Obama!” with such joy when she sees him. Pretty much the exact opposite reaction from the kid who said “I’m scared, I’m scared, I’m scared,” when Trump walked…

And if you physically prevented an adult from leaving their house at 2 A.M., it would be kidnapping. And if you took away an adult’s possession as punishment because you didn’t like their attitude, it would be theft. On the other hand, if you refuse to give food, shelter, or medical care to an adult, you haven’t done…

Came here to say this.

There is no doubt in my mind that intelligent, technologically advanced civilizations have arisen throughout the universe. How long technologically advanced civilizations last and whether or not we overlap with any in time is a very open question though. I’m in a very pessimistic mental space at this point given…

Already forcing women to do something with their bodies against their will, and he’s not even president yet.