I always remember a story about a female scientist in the 1700s, Émilie du Châtelet, who when she found out she was pregnant at 42 rushed to complete her work because she KNEW she would die.

Honestly, who’s worse? Trump or Pence? Trump is a sham of a human being, but Pence is a true believer, and that really scares me.

One step forward, 100 years back.

Nothing makes me more sick to my stomach than the thought of the first black president having to smile and cede the White House to the chosen candidate of the KKK.

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

To be fair, we didn’t know how much of a fuck up he was until after he was elected. You’re going in with eyes open.

“Because now Canada thinks they’re better than us.”

Too soon, man. Too soon.

One could argue our experience with Rob Ford would put Canadians in a position to offer semi-credible advice. Trump is Rob Ford x10.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

Basically I’m thinking a half-melted Peep

I’m like “You guys do realize you are playing a video game primarly marketed at children, right?” I’m loling so hard at these folks who seem aghast by a Pokemon that doesn’t seem manly enough.

Pokenerds upset about something that isn’t manly enough. lol forever.

God, being that famous sounds awful. Can you even take a piss without someone following you in there?

I thought in the first 4 minutes he was well dosed with valium or xanax or atavan....but it wore off QUICK TIME.

Who’s more sensitive, someone who experiences emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault, or someone who experiences emotional distress over a sign warning people who might feel emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault?

Guaranteed NO ONE has ever offered to high five Price George and he’s thinking “What barbarity is this Canadian greeting?”

Fuck Judge Gary Gilman. This woman’s death is on your hands asshole. And as usual incompetent men won’t suffer consequences while this woman is now dead.

I took Fenugreek after I gave birth to get my milk production started, and I reeked of maple syrup.

I wish these morons would just be honest and say that “religious freedom” to them means free reign for Christainity and restriction/suppression for any other religion or belief system. I'd have more respect for them if they were at least up front about their fuckery rather than trying to mask their hypocrisy with a…