I feel great sympathy for the families, but those “what if...” questions will do nothing but make you crazy. What if my loved one had a cold that night and stayed home? What if he had been standing somewhere else? What if the security guard had shot the assailant? You can’t rewind time and change the events. No…

You know what, that’s true in most myths. You can’t read a Greek Myth without Zeus turning himself into a bull and raping every virgin in sight. Weird.

Yup, it’s not fun to continue to disassociate with my Church and my culture, but it’s just not a safe place for women.

It’s not widespread, but some people call Evangelical Christianity “Paulism” because that’s what it is. Although, modern biblical scholarship attributes much of the awful Paul stuff to another even later writer.

The real problem was the Council of Nicea, the group that, for political reasons, decided what writings did and did not go in the Bible. This practiced has been mimicked again and again throughout history as various kings and governments have snipped and edited their theological dogmas in an effort to control people.…

Paul was the salesman/conman. The Trump of the early church.

Don’t forget, people also live to be 800 years old too! I have no idea why Evangelical types use the Old Testament as justification for their horrible beliefs when the “Christ” in Christian wasn’t even around until the New Testament, and pretty much contradicts all the old garbage.

How is babby formed?

I would just stick with the “I’m high” excuse.

boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

You must live in one of those states that have banned such gag orders. Or, if you don’t, let’s just say you do, because we certainly don’t want to out a pharmacist for acting in the best interest of their patients.

I thought the embedded ad showing a woman feeding ostriches was a GIF from the video and was so confused. “Is this...some YOUTH REFERENCE?”

Either I have very kind pharmacists or extraordinarily expensive meds, because the pharmacists at my CVS have, more than once, encouraged me to not use my insurance, for this reason. Because I have a stupid high deductible, I will often be on the hook to pay $80 for some med while someone without insurance could pay…

This is show is basically emotional torture porn.

WOW GOD I FORGOT how could i forget!!!

Movies you must watch to “prepare” for law school:

PLEASE MEMORIZE ALL ELLE WOOD’S LINES! And use them! Use a notepad instead of a laptop! I’m sure you will do great, and be able to get any of us Jezzies off of a murder charge in no time! I def won’t be killing anybody anytime soon! *wink, wink*

I will watch this and I won’t be sorry.

I foresee Elle Woods campaigning to become the first woman president