lmao you think i don’t already have like three jobs, come on man

Man you are going to have a terribly hard time finding a new job.

Delight, you say?

lol nice try Bobby but my boyfriend would be on fire

Well...Chad always said he wanted to travel. I guess Pittsburgh is...a start.

I didn’t mind your almost chuckle-worthy dick joke and funny gif.

I’m enjoying all the comments by people who haven’t realized that this was intentional and not a photoshop touch up gone wrong.

It took me a minute and then I was like “right! they did this on purpose!!” Because that last Vanity Fair cover with Oprah and Reese Witherspoon was pretty close to this. Once I got through the uncanny valley I loved it, especially McKinnon’s leg.

.............this is why, though mentally I understand male gynecologists overall are professional and not utter cretins, I like to go to female doctors. And this is also why, whenever I have gone to a male doctor in my excellent HMO, they’ve ALWAYS had a female chaperone in the room during the examination.

I couldn’t orgasm at twenty.

Quite the contrary: it’s always a good time to joke about paying a hobo under the bridge for a prostate exam.

The fact that THAT is his defense should be enough by itself to revoke this asshole’s medical licence because he clearly knows nothing about gynecology.

I used the Student Health Center an awful lot when I was a grad student at USC. Good thing I’m a dude; if I needed a prostate examination I could’ve just asked one of the bums under the 110 Freeway overpass a bit east of campus.

I should have waited for my lunch to settle.

It also sounds like he doesn’t know as much as he should about female anatomy and orgasms:

I literally covered my mouth with one hand like a bad actress.

these two reactions, on a loop, throughout reading this article. omfg.

Legend says she will only die when Putin leaves power

My grandmother was in her 80s when she was basically begging to die already. It was really sad to hear, she kept saying things like “people aren’t meant to live this long” and “I’m just tired, I don’t want to be here.” She died at 86. If she lived past 100, she’d be cranky as hell.

Seriously this woman’s story is exactly why I look askance at younger people looking for ways to live well beyond 100. Not the never having a happy day part, but the exhaustion part. Living well past 100 doesn’t give you the ability to spend extra decades in the prime of your life. You just get longer to be old, and…