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Am I the only one who is suspicious of the Tidal aspect of this? Isn’t this the same streaming service which is now accused of faking their streaming numbers and other controversies* ? And with Kanye West’s association with the service, it all just feels shady.

— A lifelong Prince devotee.

he died more than 2 years ago?

Crazy Ex Girlfriend had a good abortion plotline IMHO. Not angsty or overdramatic, just a character trying to decide on what is right for her. She uses the pill, IIRC, and it’s pretty lowkey.

And first he was mocking about being president and here we are.

My only solace is that he’ll be dead soon. I think the average lifespan of a male in the U.S. is about 78? I believe he’s 71? Maybe being president will shorten that due to stress levels.

He’s not joking, but he’s also not serious. He knows he doesn’t have the stamina to make it through even his first term, but he has to appear to be the tough man. trump wants nothing more than to go back to just watching fox news and golfing and no presidenting at all. trump is all balls, no cock.

At least until he has a coronary episode on a gold toilet with his phone in his hand. I feel like that can’t be too far off.

Y’all, he’s not fucking joking...

At this point, I feel like it should be reduced to one term only. I hate this man-baby with every fiber of my being. I need to stop reading articles on him to save myself from daily rage strokes.

I watch Last Man on Earth, but I don’t know how I feel about it. It’s not consistently funny, or dramatic, or heartwarming. But it’s real different, and I find I want to know what happens next.

Awwwwww...farts.

EXCUSE ME, WHERE THE FUCK IS SERIAL MOM ON THIS LIST

Rosemary’s Baby?

You’ve gotta put Alien on this list. It’s all about maternity.

Seems legit.

noice!

I love Brooklyn Nine-Nine but I’m baffled by all the people saying the show’s quality has stayed the same over 5 seasons. It’s still a fun world to visit, but it’s in full-blown Parks & Recitis; there are almost zero stakes, almost all attempts at realism have been thrown completely out of the window, and the

“Saved by Hulu,” the name of your sex tape.