Was the film really expired or the lens scratched up? That looks much worse than most disposable camera results by a lot and 400 speed film shouldn’t be terrible grainy.

if that fight cost us the 5th element, I will cut you.

I mean, yeah. How on earth is anyone watching Jupiter Ascending in a world that contains The Fifth element. The costumes are more fun, the message-oriented moments are not as nauseating, and I would sooner relive all of Chris Tucker’s high-pitched vaudeville act than experience a single second of Eddie fucking…

This may be splitting hairs, but would K-129 be considered a war grave? It wasn’t sunk during wartime. I legitimately have no idea if this makes a difference, in a legal sense.

It’s only cuz now we’re expected to get good jobs and reflect well on our parents by being high achievers. That’s when they realize that their female progeny will have a tougher time reflecting well on them and it really bums them out, man. (I may be a bit of a cynic....)

“FATHER OF A DAUGHTER. I’m not a sleazeball, I’m just concerned.”

You can almost hear him thinking “the gals are all gonna be on my side on this one. We may have to wait for the applause to die down for her to answer. I’m so woke”

I’m so glad he clarified that he was the father of a daughter who was concerned about body image. That changes everything! Plus he’s not the one concerned about body image, guys! It’s his daughter. That’s his inoculation against being called a sexist perv.

Ah, dads. Gotta love how they, confused, care about the plight of women after one of their little X-swimmers impregnates one.

Ah yes bc when your parents get divorced you blame you suddenly believe your father molested you for some reason?

Consider the source? Then look at the court documents! The DA believed Allen did it but didn’t want to traumatize the child with a trial. Many of your statements are pure misogyny and that’s the reason for your disbelief. If you didn’t hate women so much, maybe you’d actually look at the source.

I, too, am shocked by Allen’s treatment, Javier. How in the hell can people like you still be treating him with reverence in 2018?

Forget trying to find the landing spot without a marker. There’s an area where a TIE crashed and set the forest on fire. That gives you some added light if your teammates can’t quite figure out the defensive circle formation. Then just make a short run for the landing zone when it’s time.

I make $43,000 a year in the Air Force, it would be a sad day if that was 1%.

...don't forget the windows, especially the open ones and the ones on the second floor!

yes we sure do! I leave the faucet open the entire time I'm brushing my teeth!!

trying to make money from his ingenuity? What an asshole!

Living in Canada, it's strange to imagine not having a constant supply of water. We really do take it for granted.

I'd make one just to aim it at my neighbour's door overnight.