This is why i don’t want a dog. They are a lot of responsibility.

I have no interest in ever going to Israel until it recognizes Palastine’s existence as a nation. Yeah, that means I won’t be going there any time soon.

As a fellow Jew, please fuck off with this attitude. Jerusalem does not belong to our faith or anyone else’s and thinking otherwise is part of the problem is Israel.

Do not worry. The free market will take care of this, as will cutting healthcare while drastically decreasing taxes for the richest citizens. #iamtryingtolaughandnotcrybutiamdamnedgladthatiliveincanada

it would be to write him out of the movie. You could have it be that he was under that disguise spell for so long that it causes him to revert to other faces he’s hidden under prior to the beginning of the first movie. You could have four or five different people play that character and have their personality change…

Basically, just get shipped in a crate. Just make sure that there are barbs on the air holes as some guy will try to stick their dick in there.

Nevin Yildirim, the Turkish woman who killed and beheaded her rapist was certainly on to something.

Unless he is completely shit with his money, he should be set up for life.

So, i am looking for a woman to work together to get us both into a situation at a news organization where we can claim that i sexually harrassed them*, then they get paid to not reveal my shame and then i get a huge, multi-million dollar pay out to quietly leave the news organization. I will split the money 50/50.

It definitely is a life improvement. I feel a bit pampered every time that I use it.

It definitely is a life improvement. I feel a bit pampered every time that I use it.

The creators of Ownage Pranks probably consider punching their buddy in the testicles to wake him up a prank.

So, you have to call them back to find out it is a prank? Does anyone call back to a robo-call? I sure don’t.

What about the motor? One of my brothers used to fly remote control aircraft and the engine was the heaviest part of the vehicle. Now, instead of ut being part of a vehicle that is itself light and has a lot of surface area so it is slowing itself down, the engine will be falling rapidly on its own with pointy bits…

I just lucked into one of the really high end Japanese Toilets. My brother bought a house and the previous owners juat left it. He gave it to me and, after some thorough cleaning, it is all set up. Heated water spray in multiple positions, heated seat, automatic fans that run the air from the bowl through a filter,…

I just lucked into one of the really high end Japanese Toilets. My brother bought a house and the previous owners…

Their parents will eventually get over it, if they come out.

That was awesome!

This was my thought. When I am stopped at a light, I take a moment to take account of the vehicles around and behind me (especially behind me).

Nosedive is the only Black Mirror episode that I didn’t care for. I felt like it was more making fun of her desire for acceptance than showing the horror of such a society.

Can we just wall this guy into his cell? It seems simpler.

I like my theory that the majority of the film which is being told by Rose who quite possible massaged the truth to make herself feel better about Jack dying and her surviving. She may have left him behind at some point. She may have even forced him off the door when she became afraid that he would keep dragging herin…