My dad said that he thought that i was exagerating it for attention and that should tell my mother that because he was concerned that she might cancel their trip to the cook islands and their tickets were non-refundable.

I feel like he left this to the last minute.

I was going to say, my gf kind of prefers being on top.

It should be noted that this is a survey of the people willing to answer survey phone calls.

Also Canadian. The man didn’t take his gun out. He stated clearly that he wasn’t taking his gun out. He only informed the officer that he was legally in possession of a gun which is what he was supposed to do in this situation.

how do you not Google someone before sending them a message like this?

say something more than hi. just saying hi is as lazy as hitting the like button. she should look through the guys profile and find something to comment on.

why not just say that you are booked for that weekend? It really would be that simple. I’ve done this plenty of times with Friends of Friends.

there are medications that you can take which will change your skin tone. The only downside of it is that it can be quite harmful in the long term.

This is a proper tool for taking out rage.

I feel like warrior princess would smell like sweat, burnt villages, and the spilt blood of her enemies.

That guy needs to seriously shut the fuck up. I would be curious to see his feelings on rape after we had a bunch of big guys run a train on his ass.

SUPER SIZE, BITCH!

I hope that they were able to tell the passengers on the London Eye what was actually going on. Could you imagine being up there and having no idea at all what the situation was? I know that I would be trying to make a rope out of my clothes after 20 minutes.

You should go to a nude beach. Honestly, it is pretty liberating. Just remember to bring lots of sunscreen and remember to re-apply often to everywhere.

Because James Bond didn’t get laid all the time? At the end of the Kingsman (a Bond movie rip off), the hero fucks a princess in the ass, but no one complained. What do you care if this super spy gets laid?

This is cutting the line like an asshole. ‘The Zipper Manuever’ would have happened half a mile back. Now everyone he cut in front of gets to watch him sit and get a ticket.

Someone cutting the line slows everyone down because there is now an extra driver whose decided that they are more important than everyone else. It is idiots like this that cause people to have to drive closer and more aggressively which ulimately makes traffic move slower while causing more fenderbenders.

Fuck that. This idiot jerked over in front of him with no warning and you think it isn’t captain-over-important there to blame?

It sounds like you and someone I used to be friends with would have fun. If you had a pimple, she would try to get you to let her pop it.