That actually makes sense.

An exbf of mine was a corporate lawyer. He would donate his time and money to worthy groups. On more than one occasion, when he got flown somewhere to do special work for clients, he would check to see if there was a local group that could use his help for a couple days and do it while staying at some fancy hotel on…

If her clothes stay on, it isn’t burlesque. It is just lipsyncing.

In my 20's all you could eat restaurants would look on in fear when i came by.

I’ve done it a bunch of times and always came away sore and occasionally bruised. Its logistical issues mean that it has only been one of those things that just comes up.

I don’t care if it is powered by baby panda tears, I want that shower.

They are fine if you toast them.

Hey! I like the idea of a world where the owner of a one person business can call themselves a CEO. It is the reason that my job title presently has the words ‘Western Regional’ at the front as I am literally the only person at my company who is west of Ontario.

Also, if women stay home, who will make the coffee and sort the mail? (Sarcasm)

You sir/madam, have won the internet today.

Too many people do not realize that the DRLs do not include the red lights in the back.

We never know what this research will lead to. History is full of stories of people studying things with no idea of what it would teach us.

They don’t care because they know that, if they wait a while, enough people won’t care about the stuff he did or said to where a film directed by or starring him will do well.

I did poly when I was younger. I really need my quiet time to relax and read a book.

She is also a celebrity. They do live rather different lives than us.

I wish I could go back in time and prevent this song from happening.

Perhaps the operator recognized the sound of someone picking up another extension?

You could us my ex’s heart. It would work as a cooling system as well their’s is ice cold.

Has anyone noticed that it doesn’t seem like the dish soap for the sink isn’t foamy anymore? I recently noticed that I don’t get that head of foam when I fill the sink with hot water to wash the dishes.

I am glad I am not the only one. I brush my teeth when I first get in the shower because the first minute or two is just standing in the spray to relax.