Amen. Every month or two I treat myself to a little cheese plate. The end results might be unpleasant, but so worth it.

START is progress towards total disarmament. It is a stepping stone that we need to preserve and then improve upon.

I grew up on a farm. The fun part was getting someone to pee on the electric fence.

A client at work had one of their clients from South Korea in a could weeks ago. Googling business customs for Korea saved some awkwardness.

Isn’t that just boiling an egg, except in a bag?

The cost of the wall does not include maintenance.

I ended up grinding gears a few times until I got used to it.

People are telling Abigail Breslin to get a nose job? She’s adorable!  

You wouldn’t just look at a car in the dealership and buy it. You take it for a test drive. Maybe the seats uncomfortable. Maybe there isn’t much space for junk in the trunk. Maybe it has huge blind spots.

I know a couple who waited and they are still together 10 years later. Admittedly, I think that they are too conservative to ever admit that they should ever divorce. Needless to say, this is a coworker and their partner.

Don’t worry, kiddo. You are still very young and will find someone who appreciates you for who you are. Give it some time and it will happen.

Perhaps she has had some kind of protective coating applied?

I’d rather use a garden hoe. It seems more practical and I already have one in the storage room.

Oh god. It seriously looks like he dressed in the dark or had to change the jacket just before entering the room. With the way the collar has space, it clearly doesn’t fit him right.

Okay. I am glad I am not the only person who looks at Steve Bannon and sees someone that is probably an alcoholic.

The Wheel is overrated. On the other hand, the plow is entirely under appreciated. The plow, basic language, basic math, a calendar, and pottery are the cornerstone of civilizations.

I am pretty certain that he lost a fight with a bottle. He actually looks like he could be a closet alcoholic. Those busted blood vessels in his nose, his overall complexion.

Drumpfian?

That would have been the sensible thing to do.

I hate it when someone sends like 5 (or more) short texts in rapid fire succession. I just want them to take a moment and put all their thoughts down in one message.