yesterday i saw a post on tumblr that was like a giveaway but it said *TRANSWOMEN ONLY* it was so weird and i know i see this and im even more confused

ever since i started going to the gym i can barely eat anything fried but now im glad i cant because thats GROSS

you forgot that they bit at achille's tendons which is tamer than swans because they go for your EYES

FAVORITE VIDEO SO FAR IN 2K14

i feel jessica alba but one time my grandma caught me coming out of the bathroom and she said my pubes were "unruly" and she took me to get it waxed, so i honestly could care less now but its not like im ever gonna be famous

no judgement ever babe. you're amazing and something similar happened to me luckily i wasnt pregnant. you're an amazing i hope you win the lottery or find a magical lamp that grants you a million trillion wishes you're fantastic!!!!

s t o p talking please

did you know that 1. you shit when giving birth 2. the pain equates to having every bone in your body break 3. shut the fuck up you stuck YOUR probably tiny chode in for 2 seconds and your wife got knocked up

kind of because not everyone wants to take birth control because it can have terrible side affects, i did the IUD and it gave me a terrible east infect, i did the shot and my hair fell out and now im on the pill and the increase of hormones makes my anti depressants useless. and she def wasnt doing it to just be…

this is really comforting to me because i thought i was going to have to get an abortion after missing my period for way too long and this is just nice because if it did happen i know that it's not scary

or 45 dollar napkins

but dont get me wrong i would totally get some dooney & burke purses because WHY NOT

i know this sounds dumb but kandi burress from RHOA said when you have a lot of money to keep living within the means and i think that's really smart so i probably wouldnt spend a lot !!!!

u can buy all these things next week at the thrift store or target amen

and im really sorry about your brother :(

that's awful and im glad they arent together tbh that sounds like a very toxic mean thing 2 say

OH NO! def not im not saying i was just mentioning that it was a recurring pattern

YAY

thats amazing because he's obvi not in a safe head space!

can we just talk about how manipulative and disgusting the characters john green writes?? I cant believe I wasted so much time on those books ugh ugh ugh