I THOUGHT THEY WOULD TELL ME

NOOOOO!

1. my friend sierra saw someone pick their toenail off and eat it on the bus

this is so WILD for me because i live in the san fernando valley and i went to a performing art school smack dab in the middle of the valley, i'm surprised that i never heard of these parties especially from the twinky wannabe actors that i ate lunch with. maybe they weren't invited? but they were all huge…

this is a dumb story my dad just handed me 70 dollars 2 day and was like

how is anyone gonna check how much anal u r having????? whose gonna knock on doors and say "HELLO, WE HEARD ANAL NOISES? IS EVERYONE OKAY?"

no???

okcupid has been down for like weeks i havent been able 2 sign on ever since that firefox thing!!!!

a girl at my prom wore those sandals that shape2 ur feet!!!!

AHHHHH luxury

i live in san fernando valley and the kardashians live in calabasas (or calablackless depends on who ur talking 2) and a lot of my friends knew the sisters and they only ever had terrible things to say, apparently kylie and kendall are really into partying. but then again so is everyone in the valley

i just need 2 get back 2 DC tbh! American has the nursing program that i am looking for...

i like it but i like tall boys will they fit

it may just be me because i ride horses but i think dudes with trucks are so so so hot also i need someone 2 haul my horse for me and if i dont have 2 do it that's A+

that's why im buying a mini cabin when i come 2 visit i just stay in my mini cabin and then when it's time 4 me to leave i just go

WHAT THE FUCK?????? oh my god thats fucking TERRIBLE when i got raped my junior year my assistant principal was really helpful im so sorry that happened 2 u man

yes bu t i didnt like felicity she annoyed the ISH out of me there used 2 be this show on like kcal 9 or something and i think it was called the children of liberty and there was a black guy who was like their sage (ha) and then these kids and the girls name was felicity and she was like 15 and i thought she was the…

LOVES IT

i wanted 2 name my kids when i was younger felicity and liberty

im really scared to turn in my transfer for american now....