Highschool boyfriend #1, break up note #1: “God is important to me. I talked to my pastor and I think we need to take a break.” or something to that effect... After he fingerbanged me like a pro.

just bought one! best $15 i’ve spent in awhile.

My sex education in a nutshell:

Here are some very controversial opinions: Smashing Pumpkins’s last good album was Siamese Dream, Liz Phair’s last good album was Exile in Guyville, and the only good songs they collectively dropped after those were “1979" and “Supernova.”

Eeeew! I completely forgot about that. So gross.

You wouldn’t have a child if it wasn’t for me

I recently had my DNA analyzed and was quite surprised, as I look very white, to find out I have North African as well as Iberian ancestry. My family was pretty shocked.

ZOMG!!! THIS IS GORGeous!!!

BARF.

“I would love to have a family,” the 18-year-old told Elle. “And build a home with a farm in Malibu Canyon and just have my kids and throw away my phone, and just really, like, live my life and not do this anymore.”

stud alert to the right. WOULD. X 1,000,000

FUCK THIS.

god how awful. i had no idea this was so rampant.

WOULD. most def would.

every one should catch the seven deadly sins on netflix! it’s a fun watch.

SHUT Up!!! I had no idea these 2 were ever a thing!!!!!! I need more exclamation points for this !!!!!!!!

I think Sōma made this dish.

YAS!!!

My partner & I recently had to move in with my mother. Over the summer our lease was terminated without cause. Portland is in a housing crisis right now, but we were stupidly oblivious until it hit us hard. We were left scrambling to find a new place to live with very little time. No one would rent to us with a dog…

I took a pill too. It was the answer for me.