the baby dresses as a baby! best. thursday. everrr.

holy effin crap am i excited for this series. for reals you guys this is going to be both gross & amazing. i cannot wait!!

In my house we call it SCROUSED (scared & aroused.) Word of the day ya’ll.

my exact response when self righteous republicans are caught in the act:

I can honestly say this news brought tears to my eyes. I am scared for the future of our country.

fuck you texas lawmakers & another special fuck you to that guys mustache. that shit’s gross.

HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?! How do you not know???? I’m so scared/confused...AM I PREGNANT RIGHT NOW?!!

ohhh shit..we are all maxis. oh well!

FUCK YEA I’M A MAXI DRESS AND PROUD OF IT.

She is my Queeeeeeeeeen! I will worship at your feet Amy!!!!!

I haven’t gotten my hair done for a year now because I hate bullshitting for 2 hours while someone gives me a dye & cut. Continuous small talk with a person I barely know seriously makes me wanna freak the eff out. I wish there were salons that advertised quiet stylists! Like I think I’d even pay extra for less…

That’s exactly what I was thinking reading this article! So much of what is going on now with women’s health & politics has striking similarities to what Margaret Atwood wrote. Bums me out.

Cheers! I feel the same way #MAXIDRESS4LIFE

Yes I am the stereotypical VERY busty woman who LOVES maxi dresses. I don’t care if people think they are ugly, you are gonna have to pry them off of my cold dead boobs!

why do i care so much about kylie jenner’s cartoon mouth?? whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

I love Snoop. He looks so much like my dad, yet my dad is an old white dude. This confused me as a child.

i wanna stab this dudes beady eyes out with rusty :) nails. what an ignorant sexist douchesickle.

this made me cry. another reminder not to take the ones we love for granted.

HOLY EFFING SHIT.

This guy makes me feel so much better about lurking on Jezebel for the majority of my workday! Yay.