I can very much relate to your sister as I was an early bloomer too. The attention from my peers & especially from older men was jarring & creepy when it suddenly started happening. However, instead of covering myself up with baggy clothes by middle school & high school I wore some of the sluttiest stuff I could get…

I was 11 when I got my period & developed insta-boobs. I was still in freaking elementary school & it was a private catholic one at that. The taunts from boys were relentless & the sisters/teachers weren’t of any help because of course I was the child temptress. It was a fearful & confusing time for me. In particular…

Barf. I might be in the minority, but diamonds do nothing for me. Especially giant ass ones like this.

LOL!

wHAT??! I’ve never been to any wedding that included mullet wearers. (Although at work I did meet a mulleted former pro arm wrestler.) You are one lucky gal.

I would NOT have sex with him rat tail or no rat tail. Dude is gross. However, I will state for the record I am obsessive about seeing mullets, femullets, skullets, & rat tails in person. It’s like finding a unicorn in real life, a magical hairy trashy unicorn.

Because Florida.

i didn’t even know about the zachary-missy break up & yea can you imagine a lil’ baby ariana riding a tiny tiny pony?! someone photoshop that this instant!!!!

Xenu got his thetan man.

Aramark disgusts me. I have a relative who went to jail awhile back & I heard some stories. Before that I had no idea this shady company had their hands in the correctional institution business. http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/20… http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/201… http://inthesetimes.com/prison-complex…

you are a genius. please submit to highDEAS.

So creepy & sad :/

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO POST ABOUT THE BABY BREAK UP ALL DAY! WHAT TOOK YOU SOOOO LONG?!!

I watch this & laugh/wheeze/cry so hard I think I am literally going to pass out. In that moment I do not feel bad about taking pleasure in the sheer terror this kid must have been experiencing.

So because I love playing with make up & was morbidly curious I tried the lip liner trick Kylie supposedly uses. It involves covering your lips with foundation/concealer/powder, lining beyond your natural lip line with gobs of liner, & then coating with gloss/lipstick. It’s an arduous multi-step process that, on me,…

STAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHP.

I adoo000re when the national announcers have to give the Blazers props, like you can tell they are doing it begrudgingly, but whatever. Holy crap Mike & Mike are LEGIT, they make me laugh so hard with their commentary, & I’ve never been so happy to see the Lakers fall apart!! I am so glad this random reply thread led…

#highDEAS

dang... never thought of crunching up the croutons first. thanks for the tip!

this is the only thing i can come up with.