Did I just freaking see a BABY, a BUNNY, & a gorgeous PITBULL?!! This made my whole year! THANK YOU. Also the look on that little baby’s face is priceless :)

thanks for the uc-berkeley stats. going to quote those to my coworker who thinks fast food workers shouldn't make more than our state's minium wage. i was so angry when she began to spew that bullshit i couldn't even come up with a coherent argument.

HOLY SHIT!

ha! yea i gagged in my mouth just typing that.

Kris Jenner impersonator!

Yes! A complete asshat, but I was probably the stupider one. Stayed with him & he eventually cheated again. He ended up marrying this younger girl & went into the service. Passive agressive, manipulative little fucker lol. He taught me some amazing lessons though & I can honestly say I wouldn't be as strong as I am…

I would like to take this day to reflect on my Ex. The Ex who I realized was cheating on me only after close inspection of my family plan phone bill. I noticed that, upon getting off the phone with me in the wee hours of the morning, he would always proceed to call the exact same phone number. He would talk to…

HA! you are right my friend. what a visual :)

This pic led me to google Zombie Elmo, was not disappointed.

I nearly spit my coffee at “threatening to shoot cancer.” LOL.

This was such an awesome read! More stories about China please :)

I signed up for eHarmony kind of as a joke. My coworker was having a difficult time with the site - answering all the personality questions & basically just deciding to put herself out there. So I was all, here gal lemme show you how it’s done. I wasn’t interested in any relationship, but I have a giant ego & liked…

Also included with one ticket: Years of mandatory therapy. #WORTH

Just wanted to tell you my family had an amazing consultation with the dog psychic! Things are looking up :) I'm so happy I gave it a try.

this show is still on the air? who knew.

this made my day. thank you.

OMG! ARE YOU ME? i loveeeeeeeeeee black olives on my sub san! like piled high & flowing over. that shit is delish.

omg! cuteness level over 9,000!!

“Exception is made for teens who go to religious schools: you teens are fucked up because of Jesus and that is cool.” Sweet. Years of oppression/depression totally worth it for my automatic ticket to awesome town.

just stay away from him karrueche! for the love of god.