american apparel using the phrase “buttercup has a surprise!” leads me to believe they are having a best of rape sloth meme contest.

My guy & I are totes abhorrent trollish creatures. We think it's extremely funny to fart during sex acts (or really fart during any activity.) I once ran into the bathroom as he was toking up & ripped the sickest smelling one ever. I then proceeded to streak outta there at top speed, cackling like a crazy person. I…

i can vouch on this one! i got out of catholic school relatively early on. however, i know plenty of students who continued their education in private catholic schools & butt stuff def occurred on the regular. i don’t know if that’s the case with other religious denominations though.

greatest saxophone hits..WAT?

can you give us examples of stirring up shit? i’m super curious!

wow. this man is beyond disgusting.

i don’t understand how any intelligent human could agree with this dung beetle. what is wrong with these people? he spews such hatred & vitriol like it’s absolutely no big deal, like this is a normal way of thinking. i can’t wrap my mind around it. on top of all that he believes he can threaten his wife & get away…

who the hell is this guy? i hope his wife is safe & gets far away from him. AND HOLY SHIT! WHAT ARE THOSE TWEETS?! how have i not heard about this douchemother before?! he sounds like such a racist piece of crap i almost can’t believe it.

i have a family history of blood clots, stroke, hormonal depression, & cervical cancer. that info has all played a major role in my decision. i also would prefer to have my natural cycle. i have regular periods, a light to medium flow, & pms symptoms that aren’t unmanageable. all things considered the side effects…

i went to a catholic k-6 school & i distinctly remember yo-yo assemblies!! i learned to walk the dog & do the around the world trick. one of the bright spots in an otherwise terrifying & depressing catholic school experience. love you yo-yo's!

ok so blah blah blah i didn’t read the article. i wanted to skip down here to say i’m in the middle of reading margaret’s book -the handmaid’s tale & holy crap! it is damn good. i can’t believe i waited so long to read it!

Unpopular Opinion: I have never used hormonal birth control. Probably never will.

I firmly believe that Bryce Dallas Howard is this gals doppelganger. Seriously. I’m always getting the two confused.

Here’s my sickie tale. Fair warning it’s absolutely disgusting.

for example:

Yay! My state just became I Thee Dread newsworthy! I gotta say though this is def the tamest story I've heard about us Oregon folk in awhile.

I read on Jez the other day about a live-action version of Dumbo & now this. Stahp Disney. Just stahp. Why are they trying to murder our childhoods? Can you guys imagine a freaking CGI Piglet? Well can you?!! In my head I imagine it will be like a psychotic kids amalgamation of little piggy parts & a pink pill bug…

oh my gosh i totally forgot about those! the high school flashbacks are hitting me, nooooooooo!!

Thank you so much for telling me that. Your story gives me hope!! The pet psychic I found is Joy Mason & it looks like she does appointments over the phone too. We don't know anything about Suzy's previous homes so I'm hoping Joy can tell us how her history is related to these current behavior issues. I mean we can't…

I can back up your henna fact! My hairdresser freaked after I hadn't seen her in awhile, she KNEW I'd used henna & totally called me on it. I obviously had no idea at the time that henna was a NO-NO.