Would this particular woman go by the name Jasmine Tridevil? LOL. Do you think she really has 3 boobs? I'm kinda feeling like it's all a hoax & I should save my cups for other, more deserving, individuals.

Very well said. I couldn't agree more!!!

true! she does have some serious big$$$money face goin on.

UGH. cramps are seriously the worst.

Yes. You'll be serenely comfortable while you sit in a stew of your own bloody juices. Trying desperately not to mumble & drool over your new man, all while hoping in vain to make an adequate impression on his bitch of a mother. Oh sweet kotex, what would us gals do without you?!

Such a badass :)

The Pokemon Thief/Retail Hell article was awesome! The Stop Wasting Fruit entry reminded me of some randos I deal with in my office (which happens to be near a mental institution.) Anyway love this series & cannot wait to read more reader submits!!

THIS xD

hey joey casselberry,

This is me. I do this constantly, although I try my hardest not to.

should i be hyperventilating over this?! i'm hyperventilating over this!

I JUST SQUEALED OUT LOUD AT WORK. that is all.

HAWT.

I wanna play upside down. This might make me barf. I do not care. I'll just keep a bowl in my lap for projectiles.

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but this baby joke is never gonna get old for me. NEVER.

MY OVARIES!!!!

Suddenly I became the greatest equestrian. It was so odd, like my horse & I spoke the same knowing language. I had to modify all my bikinis to be one boob holders instead of two ;) for those future Cancun trips.

I can back up her statement! As soon as I washed my hair with cola I too looked like an Amazon. I became beautiful & strong, my right breast gone to facilitate my murderous archery skills. My father Ares (duh!)gave me the most bitchen girdle. Thank you Coca-Cola. THANK YOU.

Well this kinda ruined my Saturday :/

I checked this article out the other day on xojane as I was looking for an excellent hate read. I was not dissapointed. That piece of crap woman made me want to barf in my mouth. I can't believe there are people out there like her that actually freaking exist. Disgusting.