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I bought into that whole "trust your body to fulfill its primal biological destiny" thing and ended up having a failed natural home birth after three days of back labor that ended in a hospital transfer and unwanted cesarean. Yeah, most pregnancies can end in an unmedicated vaginal birth if that's what mom wants but

Myopia or skin cancer? Hmm, given the choice, I figure my kid can always get eye lasered when he gets older.

You are not crazy for asking an adult man to not pee on the floor. And if he does, he needs to clean up his human waste. That is disgusting.

That is despicable.

You've got it made. My wife refuses to dry her hands on the hand towel we have hanging in the kitchen, solely for the use of hand-drying. Instead, she must use paper towels (plural).

Bless you for sharing this. My 4 year old son has meltdowns on this level in public, ALL the time.

In situations like that, as an audience member, I always want to step in and help but I'm worried about how the parents would react. Like when I fall on my bike and someone rushes over like you okay. I just wanna yell "just pretend like you saw nothing!!"

Usually I have decent reasons for my breakdowns so I don't think that counts. My daughter had one a couple weeks ago though. We are at the mall, going to meet her cousin at the play area. We've not been to this mall so I didn't see this coming - play area is on the second floor and there are no stairs. There is an

One of my last semesters in college I had let my roommate talk me into renting an apartment at a really weird apartment complex in Austin called the Metropolis which was painted psychedelic colors and housed a lot of artistic and obviously drug friendly people. I was a middle class kid from a small town and a huge

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I really just want to see more high-quality stills of the costumes, tyvm.

sorry, what?

Wha???

I think this sums it up nicely.

Can America please get a third big party so people can stop voting these white old farts?

I just want them to be forced to state their horrific beliefs in plain English in the cold light of day.

Which would be funny, except it's more like "Well, sorry you got human trafficked and raped and got pregnant as a result, but congratulations! We cut funding for early child care and family support for the poor so good luck on finding two or three part time jobs, we'll be doing our best to keep your minimum wage from

"Well, sorry you got human trafficked and raped and got pregnant as a result, but congratulations! Here's some money $11.49 for baby supplies!"

"Well, sorry you got human trafficked and raped and got pregnant as a result, but congratulations! Here's some money for baby stuff!"

personally, I feel like Snowden has too much of a god complex