May his pie turn to ashes in his mouth.

The rapists rights?? And you say you're not a troll.

I don't think so at all. The physical burden of the mattress is strenuous, sure. But think of how walking in with a mattress will disrupt every class she goes to. How much room it takes up in an elevator. How it will slow/block traffic on a stairwell. Hell, how many people will be made uncomfortable by asking…

When you can't elicit compassion, you may be able to cause embarrassment. Here's hoping.

She's already suffering. Now people will have to witness it in a more tangible way.

Yeah I read that as "She can't say no so it must mean yes. If she can't even remember it then what's the big deal?" which was the mentality my abuser had. NOT OKAY. So grossed out.

Seems like Cee-Lo has some kind of vested interest in drugging women and taking advantage of them not being rape. Almost like a person who drugs women, has sex with them but doesn't want to be called a rapist. Curious!

I feel like maybe you need to pick better things to hate than some loving family's wedding.

#NotAllRiffRaffs

Kim Kardashian's dress looks like a saddle blanket.

I wonder if you could answer a few questions for me?

they just really, really, REALLY wanted to give those girls a compliment. at all costs. true gentlemen, really.

I too remember the discomfort. Note to aspiring writers: when trying to make a simile about wetness, don't go with "like a swamp".

Wow, What a complete and utter piece of fucking shit you are.

Yeah, good thing you're not a mean-spirited person.

anyone who has ever crossed an international border through customs?

Maybe it was Cata Doxa?

"Dammit! This isn't my knife, it's just a regular lipstick!....Well, you'd better stay back anyway because this shit will stain you up real good! You will be Promise Pink forever!"

I used to have a lipstick knife! It looked like a tube of lipstick, but when you twisted it up, it was a knife instead. I got it for "self defense" (actually because I thought it was cool) but would often laugh at the thought of pulling it out and twisting it out in self defense. "Wait a minute, Mr. Mugger and/or…

I got so excited at the prospect of Mireille Enos naming her kid Holder that I went to the link and the new baby's name isn't Holder and I know Mireille Enos doesn't owe me anything but I still kind of feel like maybe she betrayed me a little