No one has responded like this (commercially). They deserve awards and patronage. Nabisco for the win!

Dear Jezebel commentariat:

I'm not saying this to refute the sentiment behind your statement—I loathe willfully stupid people (such as uber gun nuts) as much as the next person. Going onto a military post is definitely a gun free zone. In garrison soldiers don't walk around with their M16s at ready. All weapons are locked up in their Arms…

I have been a Jezebel lurker for years (since the very beginning), and I have seen its decline. One thing that pisses me off is that no one writing for Jez EVER acknowledges when commenters are right. The whole Lena Dunham thing? We ALL thought that was fucking ridiculous. The rape photos incident? That was…

Side note, service people should not be signing the petition. They can request mast, tell the chain of command, or tell their congressperson, but its totally inappropriate for them to sign a petition to the Commander-in-chief. There's a chain of command and a NCO chain of leadership for a reason.

You joined the Army,…

Yes, that's exactly what it means. The headline is false.

Why would they be asked for their input? This is the Army, not an encounter-group. Jesus.

I think there are some misconceptions going on here, and maybe as a female soldier I can help out. You can still braid your hair. Pretty much the only style of braids NOT allowed is the one pictured in the lefthand photo (a.k.a three braids).You can braid/french braid your hair in one or two braids OR you can have…

Customer: ...and a side of green beans.

If you're that hung over, you shouldn't be driving anyway. Doesn't matter if you barf or not.

They're Journalists when they want to be taken seriously, and Bloggers when criticized for lack of standards.

Autism presents in children around the same age as children typically get shots whether they actually get the shots or not. It's a coincidence, not a cause. The possible link between vaccines and autism has been studied in countless clinical trials over the last 15 years. No link has been found. Period. The one study…

Yeah this doesn't look "dangerous". You are an idiot

Please tell me we just have a different definition of "dangerous" and your threshold is like, only if something could wipe out the whole of humanity= dangerous? Come to my hospital and see the wee ones in the PICU. Those who can't be vaccinated (are less than 12 months) are the most susceptible to DYING from this…

Not sure how wanting to keep children from being killed, crippled, or disfigured by completely-preventable diseases makes me a "germaphobe".

Are my eyes deceiving me, or are you seriously claiming that if 184 out of 10,000 vaccinated kids catch pertussis, but only 11 out of 94 unvaccinated kids catch it, 11 is less than 184 so vaccinations are useless?

Your "science" and "logic" have no place when it comes to MOTHER'S INTUITION.

And the elderly, and infants, and the immunocompromised.

Anti-vax people are assholes. There are a certain percentage of children who cannot get vaccinated because of allergies and various medical issues and thus rely on herd immunity to prevent contracting shit like the mumps and measles. Not only are the anti-vaxers putting their own kids' at risk, they're putting these…

It won't make them autistic, and it will prevent them from going around and giving everyone whooping cough.