As someone who pulled off many a Red Bull-fueled paper writing spree in college, I can tell you the trick is to drink water along with it. I always had a water bottle right next to the can of Red Bull. It staves off the dehydration and shakiness you mentioned, although the caffeine crash the next day is a pretty…

No one is allowed to; that doesn't mean no one does. I know I personally have accidentally left a gun in my trunk (in its case) and then gone on base, forgetting it was in there.

Well, Mike Huckabee has blamed it on a lack of God in schools. And obviously we don't teach them about God anymore because all that gay agenda squeezed him right out of the curriculum.

I'm sorry that that happened to you, but I highly doubt that every guy sitting with his knees splayed out also has an injury preventing him from closing his legs. I'm pretty sure that 90% of them are just assholes.

I do the same thing. Then, "oh, sorry, my joints start to hurt if I don't move them around." I also suddenly develop restless leg syndrome whenever someone is pushing into my space, especially on planes.

She says so right in her post. Multiple times she says she was scared of him. Do you have problems with reading comprehension or did you just feel like trolling?

Seriously. There is not a single person Christie's size who doesn't know they're overweight. They don't need remarks like, "I'm afraid he'll be eating" to remind them. Get some fucking manners, Barbara Walters.

Unfortunately the law where I live (South Carolina) says that if she bites someone in a public place, I'm liable. Unless I can prove the other person provoked her, and I have a feeling most judges would side with the child on that.

I don't know, I prefer things like this where I can see models as real people (if maybe really really ridiculously good looking people) who goof off and make mistakes sometimes, as opposed to other companies whose models are basically seen-and-not-heard clothes hangers who stomp down the runway with a glower on their…

Exactly. Thank you.

I have a Westie and she's adorable, but she does NOT like kids. Loud noises and lots of movement really set her on edge. Which is kind of problematic because kids see a little dog and think "puppy!" and come running up wanting to pet her. Most are understanding when I say "no, sorry, she's not good with strangers,"…

Haha! Your kid is pretty great. I was out to lunch with a friend of mine and her 2-ish year old son, and when another kid nearby started having a tantrum he went, "Mommy, why is he DOING that," covered his ears and gave the other kid this withering glare. Kids like him and your son give me hope. :)

Halloween put me off kids for at least a week. I couldn't look at them without slipping into bitter old lady "kids these days" mode. I had pretty much the same experience as yours; all my attempts at "oh, what a pretty princess!" And "cool! It's Spider-Man!" were met with blank stares and bags thrust out at me, like…

I don't have kids yet, but this is how my husband and I plan on being too. I don't see anything wrong with saying, "Once upon a time there was a man named Santa who brought everyone presents, and now lots of people like to do the same thing and keep up the tradition." It saves the potential trust issues from your kid…

There's a group in the UK called Samaritans that encourages responsible reporting of a suicide, which includes leaving out the methods the person used as much as possible. The general idea is that it prevents another troubled person from reading it and deciding to imitate it. I'm American and only encountered…

Well, you know, when you're 12 or 13 like these guys probably were, 40 does sound awfully old.

Be honest now, do you begin every one of your sexual encounters with "Do you want to have sex?"