I’m glad she’s finally in the body she feels comfortable in. I despise everything she stands for.

Sigh.

Yep.

I enjoy Southwest flights a heck of a lot more than more airlines. Their ratings show about the same for most people.

If you said it a lot and plan to say it a lot more, you might want to spell Francisco correctly.

who is that cross-eyed goober

Or just don’t listen to Kanye. There are plenty of other artists out there.

We can hope.

WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS?

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

I was looking for someone who’s super fun to take to a party.

Wow. She’s simultaneously fucking up both her kids in uniquely impressive ways. I hate reality TV but I would totally watch a reality show about this family.

Funniest thing I’ve seen/heard in a week - made my day.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

This person is confusing her giant ego for heart.

This is all the proof you really need.

Honestly, haven’t we gone passed this Android/iPhone war? I’ve had an iPhone since they first came out and rarely (like once a year) do I ever have a problem with sluggish apps. Usually, if it’s slow, it’s the WiFi or LTE connection.