I use it to do the largest fish to face slap ever on a lazy Jalopnik writer.

Because hilarious!

I would assume this means they have captured all the murders, drug dealers, muggers and so on because only a fucking worthless public servant would go after this guy before arrest people who ACTUALLY hurt someone?

Call me sadistic, but I think that makes it even more fun. This time I really wanted a challenge, and I think the Aventador will give that to me. It has 5.3 cubic feet of luggage space for two people, and I've decided not to ship anything ahead. It's nearly eight feet wide. It drinks gas like Barney Gumble guzzles…

That guy drives like a mime pretending to drive. Or like a fake driving cat. What's with all the back-and-forthing?

They did...it became the 1970 Camaro (or Vega, depending on how you look at it).

Malta. Always terrible.

Exactly my thought. Also, the side character line looks suspiciously like the Challenger's...

YES.

"LOL@armored cars"

I feel like this camera is top of the line in Russia.

The Vector was a coke fiend's car. The Pantera was driven by the wily guy who supplied the idiot Vector driver.

Absolute worldbeater in every sense.

CTS V

Because Model T (inb4: thats not a proper response.)

there is no replacement for displacement — rAWR

What did you just buy? A Kenworth?