Is baby sarcasm, yes?

The Orange and the Racist would be the winnerest.

Shhhh Pants, you're drawing too much attention.
"rhino" is just code for human. Everyone knows the AVC is just a front for human horn dealers.

An no one to blame but myself. I smat myself.

Like, Ann and Nancy together?
Or, does each one have an equal amount of Heart? Or could I make do with just one? I'm more of a Nancy man, y'see.

ahem. smitten

Nope. Nothing going on over here at all to be concerned aboot.
Hey! What's that over by your southern border?
[picks up shovel, continues building oil pipelines in as many directions as possible while American public looks the other way]

Let's ask Flavor Flav. At least for sure he'll know what time it is in Flavor Town.

Always with the Star Wars/Trek analogies.

That's what I love about AVC. No matter how nerdy a comment you make, somebody will outnerd you in short order.

… I wouldn't go near anyone with a back.
Because you might create a real monster.

I always wondered if during arguments they would continually take each other's form to piss each other off, eventually to the extent that they forgot which Wonder Twin they actually were.
Wonder twin powers activate! Form of… a weirdo.

Something about his complexion makes me want to go with lily-livered varmint.

Danzig with tears in my eyes is clearly the most true to he who is the Danzig.

In truth the depth of cynicism behind the strategy is even worse (or genius, depending on your leanings) in the sense that the Liberals know, if they play their cards right, we are actually likely to benefit economically quite well from the Trump reign - but they have to work the optics to simultaneously appease both…

It's actually pretty fucking depressingly hilarious. We've basically adopted a diplomatic strategy from dynastic ages where we're trying to get the doted-upon daughter to whisper favourable things about our dreamy leader and national agenda in daddy's ear.

It's a historical thing whose dying embers are periodically fanned by localized populists for fun and profit. Over time though, I feel like it has put the country in a good place - we're like a Belgium that works. Most of us like or at least accept the value of being multicultural and multilingual. There's a whole…

I'm going to assume that they would just kill the comments section if they wanted to get rid of us.
I think this is just some ham-fisted attempt at making the comments sections work better across platforms.

Ha, I probably outed myself there. Canada only had I think 2 cities that fit the rust-belt bill: Hamilton and Windsor/Sarnia. And Hamilton has a rapidly gentrifying core, which feels very weird considering how desolate it was for decades. Next time your in Hamilton we'll arrange AVC's first Hamilton meet up!

It is weird indeed. Some people have some crazy ass worldviews, but within any set of people there are always a subset who see communication as an inherently competitive tool and of course they never want to be a loser. This is where the real intransigent racists live. That trait to me is more worrisome (not worse!)…