Being Scottish, we never say gazillion when cuntillion is more appropriate. 😊

Who is Benyoncé?

I read that he confessed after the mother caught him raping her daughter. Which just makes the whole thing even worse.

Trump is the States’ Jimmy Savile. Without the charity work.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE send the Obamas to the UK when they leave the White House? We urgently need them to kick the living shit out of the Tories and Theresa May, just by being fucking amazing 24/7.

And nowhere near enough stars

I love your ‘phone. 😂

EVERY teenager should know this! Brilliant.

Pedometer ring?!

No

No. If you are not a paedophile but you are abusing kids, it’s not necessarily the case that you are “enjoying them sexually”. You are enjoying abusing and it matters little whether it’s a woman, man, child or dog- you get sexual pleasure from power, control and hurting others.

For rape of a child, having the statute of limitations stinks like a buried rotten fish. 😟

Paedophiles are exclusively (or mainly) attracted to children. Some only to one gender, others to any gender. Their brains are hard-wired to be attracted to children, though some do not wish to act on it & work hard not to.

When it happens (and I consider myself lucky in that department), it feels pretty fucking amazing. That’s all I’ve got.

Isn’t it?! 😳 I’m no gun fan but that looks....like....yeeeaaaahhh.

And sadly, that’s really not rare. And people who do that always think their love is more special because they commit within fifteen minutes of meeting someone.

There is a type that's curable- see Wilko Johnson and his original mis-diagnosis. But mostly, yep, it's scary because it's diagnosed late.

Is realising you love someone else REALLY “emotional cheating”?

True. But life-threatening (or life-ending) situations don’t only affect that one life.

It means her testosterone levels don't provide the advantage- her work & commitment does.