Oh, FFS! She’d only just won me over with Still Alice.

Goldfrapp! “Strict Machine” etc.

What can you say? Sad, just terribly sad.

Look, our national animal is the unicorn.

You really don't think there's anything monstrous about the whole set-up?

FWIW, the age of consent in Scotland (and therefore at St. Andrew’s) is 16.

Thank you!

They’ve also banned the burqa & hijab in public places.

Yes, that might be true if you mean, quite literally, “necktie only”.

There’s an EU Equality Directive requiring all members to have legislation making discrimination against various “protected characteristics”. Sex & disability are among them. Think gender is too. So no need for HR claim- can do it in France’s own courts.

They will have: it’s required of all EU members but probably only covers the state sector, employment relationships & service providers. I imagine Cannes would be the last category?

I used to wear clogs all the time (cushioned insoles because, wuss) and I LOVED them. Height AND easy to walk in! I’ve never found them again with cushioning, sadly.

Go, you!

I stopped wearing skirts to interviews after a bad choice.

Google, as we know is always right.

I would say baring your soul is much more positive in performance art than baring your arse.

You said “must’ve”! Not “must of” but “must’ve”!

Hmm.