I have a lot of experience in dealing with the "oh it's stressful, oh we get so cynical, oh we need an outlet so we have all these insults for our patients" bullshit from doctors (and nurses). I can't be bothered explaining how & why but it's been ongoing over 30 yrs & life-threatening for the patient.

Oh YES!

I'd just like to point out (proudly) that the unicorn is Scotland's national animal.