(She’s hamming it up for the cameras)

I mean, she's clearly had a ton of work but that's not my bizness, I'm just here for the ride

I’m totally here for queen bitch kourtney, she’s killing it

So if Corey and Kris’s relationship is just a sham to give her new non-Caitlin related storylines on the show, shoes that mean Kourtney and Corey are actually doing it? I must know!

I'm with you, his work always blows my mind. Also he gives the best roles to women.

I’m going to need to see some Taylor Swift subtweeting before I can fully get behind this

I'm okay with this (and also highly unlikely to ever bump into him as we move in different circles)

Woah!

why is it easier to balance upright on a bicycle when it’s moving forward than when it’s still?

you know that’s from a TV show not real life, right?

She needs to put the socks on

Reclusive sock entrepreneurs ftw

Don’t worry, Allie’s fine. She’s just fine.

good times

What a mean spirited thing to say about a teenager!

And her husband chain smokes so it's hardly a healthy house as it is

it’s a joke

also he would definitely cry during sex and start mumbling something about his kids which might kill the vibe

all that stale drug-sweat dripping on top of you urgh