If you were raised properly, you would know the “ They did it first!” excuse is not accepted from Kindergartners, let alone adult racists.

No one moved the on deck circle back to its original spot after the ejection. So Ranger players went to that on deck circle past Beltre and no umps complained. Fucking stupid. I hope they all get replaced by robots sooner rather than later.

So...is it just my computer or does that gif really suck?

Really!? This is news? Kyrie went to Duke (albeit briefly) of course regular, rational people want to whup up on him.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Has anybody seen Ja Rule?

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

And then he dabbed.

AHHHHHKKK I fell off I fell off. ZOMG guize come back AHHHHH. Ok ok ok ok ok ok wait for me This is SuUuUcH a WiIiLd and CrAaAaAazy TiMe!1!

Don’t understand why a lot of streamers require 5-20 people screamimg random stuff. Is there an outbreak of Touretters that I missed or something?

This isn’t news. Why are you writing about this? This isn’t
amazing” this isn’t news and people are just having fun in a video game. Nothing negative or positive about it. Four minutes after you wrote this you didn’t even care anymore. That’s how dumb this “article” is. I really hope somebody else sues Gizmodo.. next…

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

MMA fans are desperate that their latest, greatest hope for legitimacy is about to get his ass kicked by an old boxer.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

His mouth doesn’t move like people’s mouths usually move when they talk. It’s like someone is operating the mouth of a particularly expressive Muppet for the first time.

I always imagined Jared sounding like Gilbert Gottfried.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Guns for all! Health care, not so much!

Does this mean we finally get some more gun control, now? Boy, I hope so.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!