I don't have to be as diplomatic as Tom does, the dealers don't respond to your absurdly low offers because you are wasting their fucking time. 

You’re never going to make it as the CEO of a defense contractor with that kind of attitude!

They should have just launched the Bronco by letting someone drive it 40mph down the 405 in LA.

Your extreme RW bias blasts through loud and clear with your grammar. Here, I’ll fix it for you.

Let it never be said that Bernie Sanders is anything but a narcissistic sociopath. 

Um... are these cars for sale...?

Here’s a weird one: You can put a VW Jetta front bumper on these and they look pretty good.

“Get a used one.”

Fourty two thousand dollars,,, for an automatic, fwd, sub-250hp hatchback....

Carroll Shelby thought Miles was robbed. I’d take his word for it. (got to 1:06:56 if it doesn’t start there)

It uses second-person singular instead of third-person/passive.

I knew it was fake the moment they said “gist”.

The writing in this thing is amateur grade. “the gist of the check is valid to us.” What? I’ve told interns to rewrite communication for stuff more coherent than that.

This was either faked by some kid fresh out of college that thinks they know what the business world is like from the movies and old professors…

Any VPs are too many.

IMO.