Ok, I'm good then.

Hey, look, a dumbfuck.

*cue Alison Brie joke*

Who's Rob Schneider in this analogy?

CV II plus CV V equals… CV VII!

Lessons Learned From Rocky I to Rocky III?

Drink a few gallons of Malph, and you'll find out.

El Dan's mom's bedroom?

Horsler? I love that guy!

Those were hunting rocket launchers!

HALFGAY! HALFGAY! HALFGAY!

They were using a freakin' ladder, for God's sake!

"Peter’s stammer has a one-note quality"

"cost the equivalent of a million 1959 dollars. "

cue Leonard Pierce joke…

For a second, I thought the movie was set in Toronto, Uzbekistan. Fortunately, they clarified.

Also, one of the offensive lineman was more than 5 yards downfield when the pass was thrown.

"Soul Haver", the new single from the Bar-Kays!

No, from the generally whiny "woe is me" tenor of the interview, it was clear he wasn't joking.

"and it was never officially proven false… so chances are it probably happened."