That’s ok.

More random than kneeling down against a cliff holding a blue gem for a few seconds?

90s kids

Counterpoint:

Is there.... is there coke dust under her nose?

Stand up comedy

S/he really is pleasant to debate with.

I mean I knew Jews didn’t like sex, but...

/Fin

The first rule of stage diving, is make sure they’re ready and going to catch you.

There are 15 advertisements in the post you just made.

The part where they kept to themselves- did you read that?

What’s the point of going to the VIP section of a fancy nightclub and drinking expensive booze only to not mingle with the plebs?

Fun fact:

I would have voted Kanye over Donny

Good! and I hope they win, setting a lot precedent.

People are obviously jealous of the true, deep love that the Obamas feel for each other.

But all of that is because you understand the value of money.

That’s my fetish

That’s the worst soccer pitch I’ve ever seen!