Ohhhhh......

🤝

What a fucking pussy

HER MIDDLE NAME IS PRINCESS?!?!

Not true.

I haven’t seen Gone Girl

You sonofabitch I had to go double check that this was fake.

AND A full head of hair.

My schadenrection is throbbing over this!

OH EM GEE!!!

Sex with a robot is still masturbation.

$35/eighth, unless is the bomb Chiron then at most $45. But never $60!

When are you in need of this?

It’s called a modesty curtain

“I’m looking forward to seeing if people still boo Roger Goodell.”

goddamn Donald Trump infringing on her first ammendent rights!

To anyone wondering if you should buy this game:

That’s so annoying I bet!

Print screen? Or is this console?

THATS my new euphemism for vaginas.