Give him some credit.  He’s got maybe 6 or 8 different faces in him.  

Just what drivers need, more screens.  

Then prints aren’t art, either.

They’re commercial art. They’re bad art, made for bad reasons, and often badly made. Doesn’t make them not art.

Unfortunately, so is death.  

Mods like that have existed for Half Life for decades.

How would his suggestion change that?

I knew the moment I fell for my wife (I even have a picture of that moment), but deciding that staying together long term was a good idea was a months-long process that had no single moment one could point to.

Well, it levitated those islands. It also most likely levitated that giant helicopter thing because no way that POS is flying.

I dunno, maybe there was something up with the projector, but when I saw Avatar (in 3D) literally everything looked like CG to me.  

A gap between expectation and reality is in fact a quality of the experience a movie provides and should be factored into an evaluation of how bad a movie is.  

Not from Charlotte Shane, that’s for sure.

So it’s kind of like how I feel about people wearing glasses with no lenses, except way worse.

Those posters’ tiny dicks are so half-chubbed right now.

I’m not a fan of 0-60 dick measuring and excuse making (I need a 4 second 0-60 time for merging!), but 18 seconds is definitely too slow.

So, there’s something wrong with a man owning a car that women would like and would actually want to talk about?

Shit like this (and Gamergate) is why I don’t like to talk about games IRL very much, especially with adults. I mean, I’d prefer not to know who the shitbags walking among us are.

”There are no driveshafts or differentials under the seats.“

Years later?  It’s usually in progress or already been done.

If he hadn’t been a racist pedo, he would very much have been elected to go on and on proselytizing about his imaginary deity, which you said twice for some reason.  Vary your language more to create reader interest.   B-, see me after class.  

At least it’s longer than a Tweet.