Opinions are like assholes, everyone’s got one.

But some of them are gross, pustulent, hemmorhoidal and constantly farting out rank, runny, oily diarrhea; and some aren’t.

the guy who was probably banned from a shopping mall for assaulting teenagers and for saying America was “great” during slavery.

Re: sun-damaged dashboards:

Wait, what?  The hardware is red?

Oh crap

I think the odds that a black kid would have been exposed to the idea of hanging as a means of killing someone are higher than other kids at any given age. Just going out on a limb here and gonna say that the odds are higher than most that someone will have made sure of that for them at some point.

Well you see, if he were really the pedo everyone thinks he is, he should have been all over those hot little things.  This story demonstrates how much Moore isn’t a pedo.  It’s the perfect alibi!

It’s like if someone asks you to go out to dinner late in the evening and you decline because you already ate.  

Remember when people started talking about how David Bowie fucked teenagers in the 70s?  (At least they were willing, I guess?)

Keaton’s Mom On Cousin-Fucking: This Is The South, This Is Tennessee

How the fuck did six percent of black men and two percent of black women vote for Roy Fucking Moore?

For that matter, how did THIRTY NINE PERCENT of people with graduate degrees vote for him?

Okay, so I’ve long been aware of Roy Moore for his religious zealotry, and for the fact that he’s generally a conservative darling and you don’t get to be that unless you’re a turbo-prick. Also unless you get your news from TV and certain incumbent-media websites you couldn’t miss that he’s a pedo.

Okay, let’s go to the complete opposite end of the literary spectrum for a moment; if we want to talk about sickening violence, Warhammer 40,000 novels are where it’s at. Graham McNeill is a terrible writer. He can take nuanced, complex characters and turn them into petulent children (see his Horus Heresy novels). His…

I have off-roaded both a Honda Accord and a Mazda Miata. Nothing too serious...not these places, but places like this:

That fixes one and only one problem...We all knew how palpatine’s story was gonna go.

fuckin kinja

Liam Neeson’s particular set of skills also includes fight choreography.

No, it’s like the first fight in Shigurui, where the amputee and the blind man are facing each other, standing there without moving and the onlookers are like “holy shit, they’re on a whole other level!”

You ate sand?

We ate sand.

Get out of my hospital.