Other games had better textures at the same time.  You don’t have to work in the industry to notice these things.  

4k textures doesn’t mean it’s for 4k TVs. That refers to the pixel dimensions of the textures. While it’s going to be more obvious on a 4k TV, you can tell the difference at lower resolutions than that. Those texture files are getting cut up and stretched out over a bunch of shapes. You maybe seeing tiny little pieces…

Because console game prices sometimes start higher, and usually stay high longer.

BADLY ported.

How do you propose to do it?

That’s senator Roy to you, peasant.

What is the thing that you most can’t the least?

Continuous shifting of rhetorical focus.

Every traffic circle I’ve ever walked through had the crosswalks right at the ends of the road, or no crosswalks at all. That is the most terrifying road-crossing experience there is short of a busy highway or Crossy Road.

Young Goku: What are S-cells?

There are big cities in the US where cars aren’t non-viable. The US fucking invented them.

In China, I saw a guy on a bicycle carrying, IIRC, a baby stroller on the handlebars.  On the cargo rack a woman was sitting sidesaddle.  She was carrying a baby in her arms, and changing the diaper as they were riding.  

It’s almost as if a parody deconstruction of anime and superheroes might delve into the non-hero aspects of those media, too.

Re: Bullies:

Yeah, you were gonna fail.

No gun in your household, I take it? (I mean, you’re still here.)

Nothing says “I habitually go without bathing” like cologne.

Dump this guy naked and penniless in the middle of the Congo, and give his allowance to some reputable NGO there.

Just the name and the visual metaphor in the game is on pretty thin ice, I think.

Top Gear is a car magazine.  It was the magazine people who burned it, not the TV show.  

It’s whatever Xi Jingpooh says it is in his next 4 hour speech.