My wife and I married for visa reasons. We wanted to stay together, and could not if we were not married. We may have married eventually anyway, but yeah. Fuck borders.

Nothing that Republicans are supposed to have a problem with, at least.

Is he the model for William Murderface?

AKA “Umberto Eco for morons.”

I was firmly in the “quality issues aside, Teslas sound pretty cool” camp until I heard about how pervasive their touch screen is. Then I went full nope.

I’ve seen house fires. Lots of smoking rooms in those.

Your backup camera display could have an overlay displaying the transmission state.

He’ll be there for you, but he’ll never acknowledge you as his.

You are talking about controls, that while different from established conventions, are always in the same configuration, and which provide tactile feedback about their layout. They require less attention from the eyes to operate than something that’s touchscreen only.

If the best defense of touchscreens is to say they…

Fortunately that should coincide with cars driving themselves, and the whole problem will be moot.

What better excuse to buy a new car?

That is because over-remuneration could result in overly high operating expenses and the payment of too little tax.

Eh, he’s definitely a business conservative republican. No sex scandals, at least. That we know of.

Were you aware that university researchers often have specialists in their departments to check their math for them?

Maybe we should just stop electing lawyers.

What forum? /pol/?

And that is why they will keep winning. They have an indivisible base; and they’re willing to reach out to people who can be turned. (Not willing to actually do anything to help them, of course, but they’ll at least talk like they will.)

Meanwhile, the Democrats have a divided and infinitely divisible base, and…

Does there exist a right-wing conservative Christian politician who is not somehow a scumbag in their personal life?

I mean, let’s set the standard for skeletons-in-closet at Barack Obama. Is there a right winger, be he (I mean almost exclusively male) a traditional bible-thumping type like Roy Moore or a…

Well, a carry-on-bag has enough volume to hold approximately 57 kilograms of cocaine, if the internet isn’t misinforming me. It’s only natural to assume that the bag was full of it, and to therefore imprison her for life.

New-old-stock, even.