Hunter S. Thompson.

Seriously. Let’s put aside the fact that they can’t use this defense because of the mountains of evidence that prove otherwise and just go with it for a second. What exactly did they think they were paying for when they gave this guy tens of thousands of dollars?

Bars? If you say the same word over and over again is it a bar?

No. Make it stop.

“Smoking a blunt that appeared to have been rolled on a rollercoaster”

There are a couple of Trader Joe’s near me. One of them is at least twice the size of the other but both of them always have the same number of people in them.

It’s usually pretty clear until 9.

Really any morning before 10am is good.

I’m 100% sure that story is fake.

Nah. They literally pull tons of pallets out all over the place after 10pm. It doesn’t really matter because there isn’t anyone else clogging up the aisles. But the best time to grocery shop is the morning because nobody shops in the morning and everything is actually restocked.

lol? Are you serious? Why is politics so scandal prone? Why is Hollywood so scandal prone? What are you even trying to ask me?

The schools don’t need to interview everyone, obviously. And it’s really easy to get someone else take the SAT for you. (I know from personal experience.) The point is a one test taken on one day will always be completely fucking useless. You get all the information you need to know from their actual grades, essays…

Who could of possibly guessed that IMG Academy would be a cesspool of corruption and cheating. /s

I don’t believe that for a second.

That’s the thing that kills me about all of this, CW-1 said the “back door” was 10x as expensive, but I find that hard to believe with the insane numbers I’ve seen floating around this scandal.

USC should have their accreditation revoked.

Jesus, are you actually that dumb? It’s called your high school transcript, written essay, in person interview... Should I go on? One test taken on a Saturday tells you nothing about the student’s ability to succeed in college.

Oh please. It doesn’t take a moron to realize that the SAT’s are fucking worthless. My buddy paid me like $500 to take the SAT for him 20 years ago. It was a useless test then and it’s a useless test now, but he did get into the school he wanted.

Probably, but mostly because they are useless tests that don’t accurately measure anything.

That won’t fix any of the problems outlined here. They’ll just find another side door. Or they’ll pony up for access to the back door.