Once again, Gruden is doing exactly what he planned. No, your team isn’t bad, it’s tanking. No, they won’t ever admit it. Gruden has added THREE picks in the 1st round this year (2 in top 10, 1 at 17), as well as TWO 1st rounders next year. Also, aside from Carr he has shed all huge contracts, giving enough cap room…

I haven’t played in like a year, but everytime I turn my system on it is downloading something for OW.

I’m really excited for year 2 of the next-gen. I’ve finally relized that very few 1st year releases last long on a cons0le (The Order/Ryse anyone?). But, that second Holliday season usually has the best software. Early adopters already have it, and everyone else still thinks the old gen/PC is worth not spending $499.…

Also, the condition. There is a big, big difference between a fine car in shitty condition currently (allegory for his life) and a shitty car. Now-a-days it would be a decade old Porsche with body damage like Californication.

They were slow to adapt. I’m a big fan, but when I found out that they didn’t offer a tablet version of the BOTW book, well, I was disappointed. 

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Let’s all be real for a moment. Elon Musk built SpaceX and Tesla from the ground up, changing two of the most entrenched industries as chief tech officer, not just running the businesses. It’s true he made big, expensive, and crazy mistakes along the way. BUT, it is not crazy for a company to say “Elon has a crazy…

Okay time to laugh at me. I want a car that looks like the mid engine Vette, but has the simplified mechanics of a Type R. So, something that looks bananas, is fun to drive, but really can be a daily driver.

Can someone please sum this up for me? Did they grab good parts? If creativity isn’t a catagories, is the powertrain good?

I think there really is a market for a super luxury sports car with a full back seat. Not a touring car like a Bentley, or a fast sedan like a M3/Tesla, but a sports car with a sleek design and a back seat that could actually fit adults. I really think it would be possible to design one that still looks cool and…

Wireless charging. In the future, it will use a wireless system. They already have low power systems in labs, but it’s a whole mess of regulation. Even the simple Qi chargers took a mounta8n to get through the FCC, and their practically contact. The hope is that most parking lots will have one charging all the cars,…

I’m waiting until Black Friday when I can get any game buy 2 get one. I’ve been waiting to buy games just for this sale. Yes, i’m that poor. I just hope you guys are still writing about this next month. Lots of stuff coming out soon.

“Instead of putting a ton of time into this, why don’t we just do a bunch of weird shit and watch people call us brilliant.”-Fortnight and Aquateen Hunger Force.

I respectfully disagree. Sometimes PR is more important than one would think. For example, anyone investing in Blizard looks at reactions like this to judge future sales, and future company value past this next individual release. Until the game comes out, all there is for people to go on is talk. In an industry where…

So I b0ught a two owner 2005 E500 entirely online. The ad said they needed what they paid ASAP and I took it as is on a total lark. Turns out he had the car for a week, had just bought it and then his wife got pissed. After getting it home, I pulled out the trunk liner. At the time, GPS still used cd roms, and I…

Fuck this comment. It’s good to know that even when sports finally gives us a feel good moment, there’s someone around to immediately crap on it. 

Man, don’t hate on Arby’s. It’s low hanging fruit.

Can you use your secret deadspin powers of research to figure out when the most football was played without a penalty this season? Not fewest per game, but longest stretch of flag free football.

Fuck the haters, if I had a billion dollars, I’d probably go to a few sex dungeons too. I mean really, im sure he just got bored after buying a country and sports franchise.

That’s not a bad thing. A ton of Magic fans like constantly having to get and learn new cards. It keeps it fresh. Yes, you have to buy Magic Cards, but most of us are fans anyways.