Michael Bay has taught me that there’s Optimus Prime, Bumblebee and unidentifiable lumps of grey metal. That’ll have to do.

Ya, lactose tolerance just means at least some of your ancestors herded cows and sheep and shit. Just imagine how impoverished your life must be that a tummy enzyme that lets you drink something for baby mammals is, in your mind, something you have going for you.

Those people were just making that noise because Obama was in office. Libertarians love the government as long as the GOP is in charge.

Mike Pence is pretty much the defecto leader of the American Taliban. Her blonde hair helmet is essentially the burqa of rich, white women.

This site laments how older women are disposable by Hollywood, fashion, rest of society, then they turn around and treat a woman who is a star over the decades on a worldwide stage as second thought.  

But moving them into a racially segregated prison system will teach them something? Even non-racist people come out of prison aligned to hate groups because hate groups in prison also keep you from getting beat up or raped.

I don’t understand- why can’t you get behind Ellison? It’s time for a grassroots progressive leader of color and Ellison seems like the ideal choice.

Mmm, all of this was known very early in his campaign. No one cared.

Tim Kaine voted yes on every nominee? WTF?! Our almost vice president, ladies and gentlemen!

I’d go with: “If you’re seeking to embrace Christ, stop being such a Godforsaken cunt.”

I said it before, but I’ll say it again since this prick will be confirmed.

BILL O’REILLY said that?! Jesus, now I know I’m in fucking Bizarro World.

He’s not Lex Luthor, he’s Norman Osborn.

Dude, stop. Comparing Lex Luthor to Donald Trump is completely inappropriate.

You know shit is crazy when you’re looking at National Park Service tweets like “You are leading the revolution!”

You know what, Dems, I’ll believe it when I see it.

Captain America. #effinnerd

Punching Nazis shouldn’t be illegal. It’s a goddamn American pastime, ffs.

Just like freedom!

She was so qualified she threw away the easiest win in the history of the Democratic party’s existence.