"In North America, we've made progress," she said. "Hillary Clinton might be the first female president, but a woman still wants this badge of legitimacy that she is wanted and desired by a man."

This is some silly frivolity and excess, Effie Trinket-style grooming.

An 8" long bolt once flew off a Zipper carnival ride while I was on it. Some friends who were watching from below said the carnies stopped the ride just long enough to pick up and peer at the bolt before agreeing to toss it in a bucket.

Don't approach the privilege-ensconced, vacuous, paper dolls without first dressing to their royal standard or you will not be allowed to document their insipid utterances! You've been warned!

Is Cooper in this video a Golden or a Lab?

I'd be shocked if catcallers were reading Jezebel.

Jeezers. I'm still growing carrots and beets here in Seattle.

Billionaires are assholes. All of them. (Excepting maybe Warren Buffet?) How can I make such a gross generalization? Because NO ONE needs a billion dollars and if you hang on to that kind of $$$ while the rest of the world eats shit...

Hey, Big Pharma! Many many many many many many dollars to be made in creating a safe and effective treatment for FSD. This is some serious sexist nonsense if it outweighs even greed.

Also, men are allowed to age naturally without being ridiculed for declining in attractiveness. You don't hear people say of a perfectly healthy older man with a few laugh lines, "He looks ROUGH." Older women are expected to look like 25 year olds in gray wigs.

Dear Lord Jebus, magic sky friend son of God. Please oh please let Elizabeth Warren win the democratic primary and not that pants besuited, neocon in progressive costume, Hillary. Amen.

Exactly. Thank you.

No shit. That's why I wrote the words "SPOILER ALERT" in all caps.

No shit. That's why SPOILER ALERT is in all caps.

With the average debt approaching $250K for a 4-year school I don't know if the debt burden is lower. http://blog.launch.co/blog/should-yo…

SPOILER ALERT. You've got a spoiler in the fourth paragraph: She is working up the nerve to kill herself, as her father, a fellow depressive, did before her. But she doesn't go through with it. Viewers don't find out that Olive doesn't follow through until the last episode and not knowing adds tension to the whole…

Who the hell spends that much $ on MAKE UP??? Jeezers. Beauty and youth are fleeting! Build a skill set with your time and money, you mirror-gazers.

Inarguably Nazi-ish. Seriously, WTF????

Yep. I'm guessing that since the baby was born Shadow Pouncer hasn't been outdoors enough. It looks like a herding dog mix and they go a little nuts w/o adequate mental and physical stimulation.

Don't get it. Looks like a tinier version of Steve Buscemi to me.