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Yes! The uncanny nadir.

SUPERSCHADENFREUDELISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!

Is some reputable news source keeping track of how many people get killed under questionable circumstances either by police or while in police custody? I have a feeling the number is staggering. We're approaching the anniversary of the death of John T. Williams, deaf Native American woodcarver, who made the mistake of

She'll make the decision when she's ready, huh?

Right? you can see the shoulders and arms moving below but the weird, disembodied head floats in exactly the same position the whole time.

Will someone please change the letters on the Mars Hill marquee (Leary, west of 15th) from whatever lame fundie rock band is currently shilling for this travesty of a church to "Sayonara, shitheel"?

You ate the shark? Brave man. Did you see the Anthony Bourdain episode where he proclaimed Hákarl is the "worst food in the world"?

That's impressive and all but my dog plays tetherball.

Seattle Basic (corrections):

Exatamundo. These paired down financial expectations are, more or less, what every bride I'm close to has ever asked of their bridal party. Don't want to throw down huge cash for a bunch of wedding-related luxuries any reasonable person would see as excessive? Have less conventional/materialistic friends. Even

I read this piece in Seattle's alterative paper The Stranger a couple of years ago and found it fascinating. I can't get over the lengths these Munchausen people will go (deceiving and hurting others) for such an abstract gain: a little attention.

I called 911 a couple of months ago when it sounded like someone was walking through our Seattle neighborhood discharging an enormous gun at regular intervals. I was crouching in the bathtub (seemed like the only bullet safe place in our window-filled home) with my shivering border collie when I called 911. I was put

All that shit is so toxic. For a little extra pretty in the present you get fugly toxic face later.

IMHO Kit Harington represents some truly horrible casting. Jon Snow is supposed to look more like a Stark than any of Eddard's legitimate sons. The Stark features are repeatedly described as long, solemn, guarded and vulpine, like the wolves they share a magical connection with. This Gaspar Ulliel actor is how I

This couple had to evacuate their own wedding. If you're engaged, you likely know something of the time, planning, and expense they likely sunk into an event they had to completely abandon. It's not as if they we untouched by the fire's impact. I think it's heartening that they took something so disruptive and

Seriously? Referencing Paleolithic fertility figures has you outraged? If you need your morning dose of outrage to get you through the day maybe look to total environmental collapse, the global surveillance state, and unparalleled wage inequality instead of the muddled ahistorical pastiche of a pop star's stupid