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From my office window: Bum shits behind park hedge in full view of our entire building. Shortly after, crack dealer trades pipe hits for a quickie behind the same hedge with a crack addict. (Incidentally, the addict, not wishing to wait before lighting up, smoked the pipe while in "backwards cowgirl" position.) Addict

Those dipshit newswomen are totally missing the point. It's NOT about comfort; it IS about fashion. Jolie Laide, bitches. Been a think FOREVER. Thing is you've got to be tres jolie to make the laide look cool.

WTF is she DOING WITH HIM???

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I'm not a religious person but when I hear Mahalia Jackson sing my agnostic shell develops millions of hairline cracks. She's, as you likely know, amazing:

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I'm not a religious person but when I hear Mahalia Jackson sing my agnostic shell develops millions of hairline cracks. She's, as you likely know, amazing:

More comically profligate decadence from the ultra-rich minority while the rest of us struggle. This is some serious Gilded Age II bullshit.

Also, are they not made MORE vulnerable to being found and harmed by the publicity given them by the Times? Now they're recognizable. Hope they find their way to safety.

Oh gawd. He lives in my neighborhood. Scares me to think people have guns like that in a dense, urban areas.

Not sure how this magazine stays financially afloat even w/out the stupid, cancer victimization gaffs. Does anyone on Earth read it outside of the dentist or doctor's office?

Lena Dunham + Rashida Jones = Aunt Jackie.

"girls are taught leadership and life skills that will enable them ... to develop a relationship with God when one does not exist"

They sure dress formally in the UK just to make coffee. Ba-dum-bum-CHING!

Q: How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Curious about the "passing herself off as a cancer patient" component here. Suggestive of a lying psychosis and reminiscent of this piece about people who fake serious illness on the internet. http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/the-ly…

Two words: Ted. Bundy. How is being conventionally attractive a defense???

Rescue dogs, especially those which are "intensely focused" with "obsessive, high-energy personalities" make great canine conservationists by helping biologists locate the scat of studied species for toxicology/diet/range of habitat study. Here in the Pacific Northwest they even stand in the bow of field work boats

It's a texture thing. I always thought I'd keep my long hair and let it go gray but when I actually started to go gray I realized the texture was way more wiry and brittle and nearly impossible to work with. I'm still hanging on. But yes, as someone else mentioned, long hair on older women is "seen as weirdly