They say you may outrun cop cars, but never the radio. I think we've found something that'll do both...

When did this become deadspin?

This is the most retarded form of racing. It's like NASCAR, which is retarded, shrunken down, with an extra helping of stupid.

youngin'! get off my lawn!

the lack of pick up trucks does takes some points away but true for the most part

My first car was an 1988 Ford Taurus. Dark Blue with the 3.0 L (non SHO) V6. Always loved these cars. They sounded pretty killer with an exhaust too. Plus, OMG dat intake manifold is teh sex!

its possible the rebels communicated with the Malaysian pilots before they shot them down. Its at least protocol to try and confirm your target is not civilian before firing on them.

It's from Papa John's, so I doubt it. =D

That looks delicious.

"We will be putting additional processes in place to prevent such misunderstandings in the future."

The Rockford. Always one step ahead of the bad guys.

$60k Kia?

Hopefully selling it and getting a better car plus extra $$$.

RIP Answering Machine Pioneer

I told my kid, "I don't care if you are gay or get tattoos, but don't get those gauges in your ears and don't buy Volkswagens."

Gold Pontiac Firechicken hoonage at its finest:

Farewell, and thank you.......

Keep in mind a 1989 Porsche 911 Cabrio was 6.4 from 0-60. That's pretty damn quick for a freaking Taurus.

It looks like it hit someone else! Or rather, two other people:

I fucking love boats because they are always scary.