Thanks for making me watch "Five Minutes of Running With a Camera Pointed at the Ground feat. Occasional Car Accidents"

and now i have to go lay down because of the motion sickness

"Patriots win the game"

Esp. if the other guy is well-built, amirite?

The ad for this Jimmy shows it in just such environments, and the seller claims that it has gotten him out of many a scrape. He also notes that the luxury accouterments such as power windows and locks all work as they should. It's not all three-pointers however, as the ad does note that the truck shows some signs of…

Fuckin' Jay Leno's Ecojet. That sounds unbearably loud.

It looks real to me. It's how a leaky fuel line would go up if it had been dripping for a while and then hit the exhaust.

The six and slush have always killed it for me for Vetts from this era.

And it is no longer in existence:

a siphon...is a short length of hose

Bitches love motorbikes.

I haven't seen a guy stopped by a semi like that since my friend Alex was asked to stand and give his oral report on "A Separate Peace" in 8th grade English!

Mine was 1/2 69 (body) and 1/2 72 parts with dual carbs, modded headers and a stinger glass pack out the back. Who the hell needs heat in a Michigan car anyway?

I'm gonna have to back up and spin this list around real quick. .

We're working on a new Kinja feature where I come to people's houses, hold their hands, and explain the story to them very, very slowly.

It was actually one of the newer models

No serious injuries. I guess all those fire drills paid off.

If only someone had known then, he could have been stopped.

Hey that's almost as short as my bus was!

People like you are the reason GM had to get rid of the best Corvette ad ever: