Unless they were doctors, I see no reason to stick around and "give a statement to the police". Ha! "Yes officer, we were breaking numerous laws when this occurred, please don't put the cuffs on too tight, and tell Bubba to be be careful when he loads my $300K car on his flatbed". Stick around? I don't so.

Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

That was my first visit to Liar Town USA, it seems like an interesting place, but there sure are a lot of dicks

Looks like it's going backwards to me.

A spare? Motorcycles don't have spare tires.

Who turns their phone off before the gate?

Could've had a V8

I have the same switch in my truck; I call it "the window". Up for quiet, down for loud.

How is this even possible?

Come on dude, really? You didn't know until now? I don't belive it, but I do wonder about your thought process when you bought it; "On the one hand...it's a fun, sporty car, but on the other...everyone will think I'm gay". And you still bought it? Hmmm.

I usually just chuckle to myself when I see a dude driving a Miata, (does he not care? or does he not know?) but I literately laughed out loud watching the silent burn out. I mean come on, an electric Miata?

"I'm not riding in a car that weighs 770lbs that does not have a serious cage". Come on, man up, are you also afraid of motorcycles? You could wear a helmet if it makes you feel better.

*countries

Okay

"Ralph Lauren"? I don't understand that at all. They sell cheap clothes, made in foreign counties, how is that patriotic?

"You can still get into an accident in a very small town". True. We had a one lane bridge in the middle of a 10 mile long straight road, that saw maybe a dozen cars a day, but inevitably two of them would meet head on at least once a year.

Haven't yet & I've been in a few

Of course there are accidents, but they are slow and rare.

Not trolling. I lived in a very small town for a very long time and seat belts just weren't needed. No one wore them. I admit, it's a bad habit. I also still leave my keys in the ignition 24/7 and I never lock my house. So far so good.

Cough