Trying to come up with a witty acronym, but I suck at word games: F.O.R.D. = Fire _ Road Dance. Any help?

Just for the record, bollard is not exclusively Aussie, it's used in America too.

I'm in Seattle for the next 3 weeks, if you find one up here I will play intermediary, (for a small, in advance fee, sent Western Union). What? You don't trust me?

This is how it's supposed to be done

Doing a burnout until the tires catch fire is a somewhat rare, yet appreciable hoon. This 'commercial' is a slap in the face to all of the idiots who have come before; there is nothing worse than a poser in a Jaguar pretending to be cool. Either do it for real, or don't do it. Fake.

Fake. But I would like to know how they ignited the liquid.

Lame. (Nice question mark tho)

Self taught in a 1969 F100, with a 302 and an extremely sloppy 3 on the tree. I was 13, spent the summer hooning around my stepdads property. I also replaced my first clutch that year; he called it punishment, lol. Best summer ever.

This is the only reason I would ever own a diesel

Wonder why they never put some weight in the General Lee's ass?

I'm guessing he'd want cash in hand prior to a test drive.

If they hadn't been tailgating the semi, they wouldn't have needed to react so quickly.

Because it's so hard to fool fastfood workers.

Hemphill's writing reminds me of my father; long winded and overwrought. Just get to the point old man.

It's steam powered? Like a train? That's cool. No wonder he stole it.

You're right, but I'm pretty confident she won't be reading this...and she did have an Audi like 5 years ago, but it wasn't an Suv (A6).

Does this car make me look fat?

Sadly my mum is one of those. The other day she told a parking guy that her car is the black Audi SUV; it's a Cayenne. I nearly bitch slapped my own mother.

I realize it was the 80's, but sheesh, how could anyone produce commercials that horrible? It's almost like they were trying to make them to look as cheap and cheesy as possible, (and they succeeded). Low budget is one thing, but come on, that's just embarrassing.

That's gonna leave a mark