The padded dash.

My dad always said, "Don't be predictable, it makes you look stupid". Under $2500, brown, freshly washed; instant NP. It doens matter that the seats are probably trashed, it may have 300K miles on it, and it has a 'new carb', the biggest red flag ever for a car that runs like shit and will never pass emissions. We no…

Then I can assume you know what I mean, and that you did not and would never vote the Subaru Impreza as the best off road anything?

Oh please, Jalopnik user don't know shit about off roading. Off roading is NOT driving on a gravel road in your mom's hand-me-down car. What a joke.

That doesn't mean I have to use it.

Here is the next 15 year old Olympian. He's the current 4 time national champion and is sure to win gold in Rio 2016. He does daily vlogs documenting his journey, and if swimming doesn't work out, he has the perfect porn star name: Steele Johnson

Cue the pictures of other bikes with fat tires.

Thanks, I almost forget their are still internet spelling nazis. You guys have always impressed me, you're job must be daunting.

If these were so indestructible, reliable and easy to fix, then how come you never see them? Could it be they were actually cheap pieces of imported japanese crap that self destructed at 100k? Like everything else? Seriously, people get all excited seeing a japanese car from the 70's, yeah well there's a reason…

You're either a women, or you were raised by monks. Live a little! Pass on a curve, run a red light..that's what life is all about.

You know it's a small town when...you say "The" roundabout, and everyone knows what you mean.

What do you mean? I mounted them on my rear bumper, and I have yet to back into a deer.

Senator Road Kill needs a pair of these

Come on, you didn't chuckle at the pots & pans thing? There was even a link, lol.

I've never understood the V6 choice when there's a V8 option. Not just trucks, but cars as well, (V6 Mustang? Why?) I guess if you're going to use the truck on a farm to feed cows or check sprinklers, but in the real world of everyday driving a V8 is way more fun.

Because driving a bigger car would be easier, more practical and more comfortable. It seems pretty obvious.

Our firehouse has an air handling system that opens and closes the bay doors without warning. The doors will 'bounce" if they hit the truck, but not the other way around. I've taken out two doors already. It's a stupid fucking system.

You're 6'3", 240lbs and you drive a sub compact car? I don't care how much headroom there is, that's just dumb.

I enjoy a good NP/CP pondering, but what's the point when there are no pictures of the interior and the car is obviously overpriced?

Subarus, like Corvettes and Harleys, have been ruined by the douchebags who drive them. I would never buy one.