Sorry about your dog, and for the record, you got the human years vs dog years thing correct.

I always wished there was a 4x4 version. A truck like that is useless in most parts of the country, (wherever it snows).

If the same parent brought their kid to a liquor store..."Timmy, are you sure this is the bottle you want? ", "All his friends drink Jack". Sorry mom, not on my watch. Seriously, why doesn't he just refuse to sell it to them? If parents want to buy their kids that shit, then at least make them work for it.

If the same parent brought their kid to a liquor store, or a gun store..."Timmy, are you sure all your friends drink Jack?", "Is this the Glock you want"? It's the law, right? Why doesn't he just refuse to sell it to them? If parents want to buy their kids illegal shit, then at least make them work for it.

Come on, no one knew when the delay would end, you had to keep watching.

A TV in the steering wheel! I'd re-paint it, and get some decent 18"' wheels, but I'd definitely keep the interior.

A lease? haha what a tool. He gets mad and smashes his toy, what is he 3?

This is a joke right?

Oddly, drug use has declined considerably for the younger generation, but drug use by baby boomers is way up relative to a decade ago.

Ground Control to Major Frog

I'd rather have this than a Miata, but $13.5 is about $5K too much.

2 Deluxe, fries, chocolate shake and 2 ketchups, (my usual).

Okay grandpa, whatever you say.

I did it once in a rental truck, in the middle of the night in Boise Idaho; it was quite embarrassing. Luckily, it was at a very slow speed, (10 mph) and I only missed it by 2-3 inches, but it still ripped the top open like a can of sardines and I was stuck bigger than shit. Two cops came by and after they stopped…

Imagine that, the driver of an 8 year old BMW is a douche. Who would of guessed.

If it had the Dauntless 350 V8, with the pto option, then maybe, but the 6 is a piece of crap.

I know nothing about any of these people, but first impressions; that Papis dude seems like a weasel.

Not defending the cop, but I've spent my life on boats, (born on, lived on, worked on, etc) and anyone who has spent any real time on the water has unitentionally run into something, because sometimes boats just don't do what you tell them. If I had a dollar for every time I said, "Turn goddamnit! Turn!" I'd be a rich…

Could be, but it's also blurry in the upper right corner

Nah, I took a screen print from google maps; it's probably blurry because it's a from a 360 panoramic